Pre-Game Pest Control
Founders are authorized to reduce the local yapper population, troublemakers, and other pre-game distractions before Swiftor Says. Fortunately, Swiftor has a remarkable talent for witnessing absolutely none of it.
Exclusive Benefits
Founder Perks
Official benefits available to verified Club 300 members.
Express Lane Pass
Once in a great while, a Founder may nominate one random player to bypass the ticket system and join a Swiftor game. Final approval is determined solely by Swiftor, his mood, the alignment of the planets, and whether he feels like reading chat that day.
The "Can We?" Clause
Founders may occasionally request special treatment and get their way. All power granted by this perk begins and ends with Swiftor saying "yes."
Emergency Yap Control
Founders gain access to the highly sophisticated anti-yap technology known as Server Mute. Use responsibly. Or when necessary.